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My lost scorecard
May 30, 2008
So after the season finale of LOST, I am wondering what will happen next. I kind of feel that LOST is finally starting to lose its steam. I think the next season will suck. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but I feel that they are just using all the stuff they built this season as an excuse for one thing. I realize that probably makes no sense, but whatever. Anyways, I will list what questions I have and see which ones have been answered.
Black Smoke Monster (smokey): If this is not revealed next season, I will stop watching this show.
Hatch: Awesome, season 2 rocked
Others: Kinda been resolved, but why don’t they shower? I mean, gross.
Locke: The Golden Child
Jack: See youtube below
Dr. Shepard: its gotten to the point where it is just ridiculous.
Charles Widmore: who cares? Everything involving him so far has been mild and uninteresting.
Desmonde: Time travel or something
4 toed statue: Probably the most important thing ever in Lost. Have the writers forgotten about it?
Jack Shepherd = Frank Grimes
Mike’s Party
May 30, 2008
Last night was fun. Drank some Bud Lime (Miller Chill is better). Smoked a cigar for the first time in like over a year. Woke up this morning with cigar breath. I hate that shit. Brett got wasted and started getting emo, so I knew it was time to split. Great weather for a party though!
Finally, a blog update!
May 23, 2008
To the one or two people that read this, I am updating this blog. So hollar at your boy. Anyways, finals week is a bitch. I think it stealthtly got me sick. I’m all set up at home and now im looking for work. I hear Chuckie cheese is looking for actors for the costume characters. This could be my big break!
She has a boyfriend. What do you do?
April 29, 2008
This pretty much sums up all my experiences with women.
Sun Shines and Grass Grows
April 24, 2008
I got caught up in this nice weather. After suffering through the Arctic Missouri winter, I couldn’t wait for this warm weather. But I almost feel like this nice weather is not going to last. Our house has been at an uncomfortable 82 degrees the last few days. If this summer is anything like the last 20 summers, it should be a scorcher. But I’m straying from my main point, the lawn needs to start being cut. Through some divine intervention, Josh miraculously cut it yesterday. Not only did he do a great job in the front, but he managed to do it before the rain started. The backyard is a different story, as one section of the lawn, which we have dubbed many things ranging from “blue balls lagoon” to “The everglades”, is becoming a problem. The problem is that water drains up from a pipe into the back area. It’s not so much as drain, as it is more violent uprising that would put most fountains to shame. I know some of you are saying, “But Dan, why is shit water coming out of the ground bad?” Besides watching the dog drink out of it, then try to lick our faces, it also causes an insane amount of growth in the area while also eroding the soil around it. So Jeff took the reigns and tried to cut down the jungle-esque grass, he also destroyed the ground around it. Oh well, in about 3 days, the grass will be completely overgrown so I guess it doesn’t matter.
Priest floats off under party balloons
April 23, 2008
“A CATHOLIC priest who floated away under hundreds of helium balloons in a bid to raise money for his parish is missing off Brazil.
Only pieces of the party balloons have been found by searchers looking for Reverend Adelir Antonio de Carli off the coast of Santa Catarina state, the Associated Press reported.”
I hope this priest is okay, but then again, I mean, come on. You fly off under freaking party balloons. But check this out. Imagine waking up Sunday morning for Church, and when you are walking into Church, your priest comes floating down out of the sky with balloons. Just think of the sermon!
What up
April 15, 2008
I’m going to try to make this blog intuitive and update as much as possible. Of course, I can say that now, but who knows what might happen tomorrow? I could very well forget about this blog in the next 5 minutes. My brain is fantasical like that. Also, another thing I wanna talk about. Could the word “Blog” be any lamer to say out loud? It sounds like you are drooling with a rock in your mouth.
Anyways, let me fill you in on what this blog is about. First, I’ll probably discuss newsworthy events, such as if I bathed this week. Then comes the less important things, like which frozen pizza is the best. Then at the bottom, if there is room to talk about it, music, movies, videogames, politics, and interwebs.
I also want to say thanks for check out this “blog”. I realize there are other websites you could be at right now, some of which could be displaying cats with captions. I appreciate it.
